About

Name: Lucas Hawke Montgomery
AKA: Annoying Tall Dude, Whiteboard Guy

From: Austin, TX
Born: February 7, 2000

Interests: Video games, photo editing, wrestling, stand-up comedy, dumb YouTube videos, watching TV, working out, saying that I hate things in a funny way.

Should this go on a dating profile? No, I'm gonna lie about everything on it

Life Mottos:
1. If it's stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
2. Never waste a good meal, even if it isn't good at all.
3. Always be there for your friends to vent to.
4. ALWAYS think things through, especially when deciding what to eat.
5. Make puns whenever you can (but only when you should).
6. Enjoy the little things. Like the things that create inside jokes between you and your friends.

Resume: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSG3Jco_5eZ3t1IVe2pZ8enf6S6Ob8vWrUeDaERoe897DHMNYhbdk7fqONaED-ZK43oOkVsyNsnWRGc/pub